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I love how when you do that it's still perfectly aware you've been using for over 500 days, but goes ahead and works anyway.

500? Pfft. 1400.

I am anti-death penalty purely for reasons of infrastructure and cost not because I have a problem with people being killed for committing certain crimes.

My theory on why Obama cares more about the professor than pregnant chick and grandpa is just that its a matter of class, and once again, money talks. He can't care about every racial injustice in this country and its just so much easier to care about Saab-driving MA-dwelling professors.

This has been the five-minute hate.

I thought it was more the professor thing got more news than the elderly man and pregnant woman getting tasered.

The Marine and his wife that got raped/killed for being an interracial couple and had racist slogans spraypainted on the scene and stuff were in the news too but Obama's administration (I don't believe it was him mwahahaing himself or something about it) still replied to a letter from the Marine's mom with a form-letter saying "they hoped the issue had been resolved."

But Marine Sgts. make like 22k a year and Harvard professors do not.

how dare obama answer a question asked of him

what an absolute bastard

I didn't say that.

Actually, why did you bring up Obama in the first place, Josie?

We were talking about the college professor?

(8:08:53 PM) Ducky: she seems to think that obama brought gates up
(8:08:59 PM) Ducky: and not, you know, a reporter

since he refuses to actually express himself

Well I refuse to express myself too then and shall instead sit here and howl gibberish at the monitor. That'll learn him, I'm sure.

If a reporter brought the things like that couple and the pregnant woman up he'd probably comment on them, they asked him about the professor probably because either way he answered they'd probably be some way to spin it to make Obama look like a jackass.

While attempting to spin the other stories would possibly make the networks look bad by seemingly exploiting the victims? I dunno.

The reporter probably brought Gates up because Gates is one of Obama's personal friends. That ever occur to you guys?

Everytime I hear Gates I think of the Secretary of Defense and its fucking with me.

I know, I thought the same thing when I was typing it.

Why does Bill look like he just fucked that computer?

don't project your billfucking fantasies onto the computer, michaaeeaeldark

Bill Gates apparently took photo-posing tips from Ricky Gervais' character from The Office.

other way around, scrub

who on earth addresses anybody as "scrub"

the only person I can think of who did that was Grandpa Pickles on Rugrats and even then he's fictional

EDIT: Actually, after considering it, that's actually kind of neat

I can see Psy hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me.

Wonderful Video! I look forward to seeing everything you make.

didn't obama invite the professor and the arresting officer to have a beer with him at the white house? and the arresting officer arrested him for disorderly conduct and was the precinct spokesperson for diversity and held seminars on not racial profiling?