Scott Pilgrim vs. the Expendables

Jay Leno should go sit home and play with his motorcycles.

I like the episodes without JD better than the ones with.

Totally feel the same way. It lets the new cast be the new cast, you know? Even thought it's a spin-off masquerading as a new season I'll be sorry if it doesn't get picked up for another season, it has some stuff to say and I'd like to hear it. Though I must admit if it does come back so will Braff so it won't be that good then, either.

JD's story is over, he's now the same guy I hated in season 6 and 7

if you watch scrubs you are one

a guy I hated in season six and seven, or one person because i am the only person watching?

Hey I am clearly watching scrubs too! So that is two people watching at least!

Also Scrubs was the best show on TV for like, four or five years. Only problem is that these were not consecutive. And yeah, around 5 I started to dislike JD, intensified in 6 and especially 7 (I am willing to forgivve that season a lot, it had a good send-off for Kelso as adversary and it was just in the wrong place at the wrong time). 8 wasn't so bad, it felt like the show was back to season 4 or 5 and it had a great ending. This isn't horrible, but it's not great either.

A scrub.

I'll just have to live with the fact that I'll get no love from Sam as I'm hanging from the passenger's side of my best friends ride, trying to holler at him.

You know The Sopranos was on that whole time, right? And Six Feet Under? And Futurama? And The Wire came on before season 2 of Scubs? And that none of those shows starred Zach Braff?

Braff was funny before he thought he was.

Fine it was the best show on tv THAT I WAS WATCHING.

Really? Better than Dora the Explorer?

I was going to make an According to Jim joke, but Jaap beat me.

with a cane

does with a cane mean my joke was better? I just really like the idea of Drake lying on the couch half-assing his participation. "No.. Swiper.. fuck.. fuck off"

I was implying you hit me with a cane so you could post first.


This is pretty funny though so we're cool.

it's like he has cameras in my house

The best Twitterbot. It tweets at people who use all caps. It also has a voicemail box for people to leave messages.

I've been invited to participate in the Moonstone Arts Center's (in Philly) 100 poets reading on 4/1/10. I've read there in the past and it is a great time (long, long day). I've met some great local poets (and well know national poets) there.

The shitty things is, I've not written a new, worthwhile line in months.

[I pop up mysteriously behind you like the Devil in an old movie]

Well, isn't this an interesting...situation...

Sorry, I already sold my soul when I got married.

Hypothetically, any good writer with a sampling of your work could be able to find your voice and ghost write something for you. Hypothetically.

Most of my "evil schemes" are recycled from movies. This one feels like it's been done.

Ah, but that would be dishonest. Also, linking to my blog would provide my full name, effectively outting myself to the entire board.