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Drag · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:34 pm

ROBRAM89 wrote:

How did anybody not know about that already? I've been waiting for that damn movie.

I knew, I talked to a girl who had read all the books (she's cool otherwise) and it turns out this is standard procedure for vampire copulation, because vampire females are infertile. It's not as bad as you think, because being immortal and infertile means you can fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck for eternity with vampire stamina without ever having to worry about either pulling out or contracting a STD (vampires give no shit about HIV, if they did they would not be sucking blood).
Also, the vampire foetus is like a chestburster so they always explode the mother's womb with their vampire superpowers and abdomen to get born. Bella is no exception. I think there was something abiut the placenta too, can't remember what she said.

**Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:46 pm

DREAMY~!

EspanolBot · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:20 pm

Remember kids! Sex before marriage is wrong! But getting married to an undead monster to have his unholy demon baby that breaks your spine as you're giving birth to it is aokay!

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this is what mormons actually believe

A Dimension of Mind · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:43 pm

Hondo wrote:

this is what mormons actually believe

In Mormon heaven, all good men get their own planet to rule over and their wives are eternally pregnant.

Not making that up. The people who told me, they might have, but I sure as hell did not.

Dead Canadian · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:06 pm

A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.

Best part of the article.

A Dimension of Mind · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:17 pm

When I read Half-Blood Prince and pictured Draco stomping on Harry's face, Harry nearly cutting Draco in half with a spell and Dumbledore slowly torturing himself half to death with evil potion, I thought, Wow, this is going to be a hell of a "kid's movie."

Then Breaking Dawn came out and I heard about what actually happens in the book and I immediately wanted tickets.

You know what else bothers me? · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:33 am

http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/

One way or another, this is going to be fantastic.

Huge Ego, Sorry · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:52 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/12/22/hp.w ... google_cnn

Now, why is this awesome, you may ask. welp

Turd Ferguson · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:25 pm

I watch Better Off Ted! It's like Andy Richter Controls the Universe!

So it'll probably get cancelled this season!

Huge Ego, Sorry · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:40 pm

Hey, I didn't know they're made by the same guy. That makes sense though.

I dunno about it getting canceled. I mean, keep in mind ARCtU was on Fox, infamous for canceling good shows. I don't know how ABC tends to operate because Better Off Ted is literally the first ABC show I've ever watched.

Turd Ferguson · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:51 pm

Its ratings are pretty dismal, though. And it's hard to fault the American public for not wanting to watch something called "Better Off Ted".

Just Like My Japanese Animes · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:53 pm

What else does ABC have?

Just Like My Japanese Animes · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:54 pm

Besides Scrubs: Med School which is bleeding viewers from what I understand.

Turd Ferguson · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:57 pm

Lost, Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice, Dancing with the Stars, Desperate Housewives, V, Ugly Betty, FlashForward...

Drink · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:01 pm

So prettymuch nothing worth watching?

Turd Ferguson · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:02 pm

Well, there's Better Off Ted.

Muslim Hypno-Eyes · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:42 pm

Oh come on, you all know dancing with the stars is television gold.

Huge Ego, Sorry · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:45 pm

Dick Whitman wrote:

Its ratings are pretty dismal, though. And it's hard to fault the American public for not wanting to watch something called "Better Off Ted".

Although, when Psy introduced me to the series (sort of, I had actually seen Racial Sensitivity on TV but didn't get into the series until I watched it on Hulu), I was really hoping I wouldn't like it just so I could make some riff on the name of the series.

**Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:06 am

Dick Whitman wrote:

Well, there's Better Off Ted.

I'm listening to this awful Nick Cannon song (the one where he doesn't seem to realize what a "gigolo" actually is) and it syncs with your avatar perfectly.

POSTING ON-TOPIC WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Huge Ego, Sorry · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:26 am

Rammstein's "B********" syncs ridiculously well to Bobbo's avatar.

today's worst! person! in the worrrrrrrrrld! · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:15 am

Dick Whitman wrote:

Lost, Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice, Dancing with the Stars, Desperate Housewives, V, Ugly Betty, FlashForward...

Castle, you fucker.

Drag · **Posted:** Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:52 am

I like this SA project: Dead Birds Society. Stay tuned!

maldoror more like malwaredor · **Posted:** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:35 pm

Totally awesome? this, which I;ve had a few tonight.

A Dimension of Mind · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:48 pm

A segment of Conan's response to the Leno situation, which contains a huge thinly-veiled dig at Smug Asshole McChin.

Conan wrote:

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule.

His lead-in show, for those who don't know...is Jay Leno.

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