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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:39 am 
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Congratulations, Laurentio.

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Get your muzzle out of those books and make some friends!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:01 am 
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The Onion: Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree.

Posted here because I couldn't find a good place to post it over on Comics forum and it's lame over there anyway.

The truly sad part of this for me personally, the part that really hits home, is that when we were teenagers my friend and I drew up family trees for the Parker and Summers-Richards families. We also did alternate versions where everybody has multiple interlocking connections with everyone else, implying group incest on a massive scale.

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In one fell swoop, Sammo Hung wins all fights forever.

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Is using a minotaur to gore detainees a form of torture?

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Marvin John Heemeyer was a badass

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Wikipedia spoken articles. Disclaimer: This post is a ripoff of a similar thread posted on SA some time ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Acety ... serine.ogg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhoIsAJew2.ogg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Japanese_toilet.ogg (THIS IS 52 MINUTES LONG)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:0.999....ogg (HELLO AND WELCOME TO MOVIE PHONE)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Richard_Kyanka.ogg (Accent: US, recorded while stroking neckbeard)

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There is a person named Honeysuckle Weeks.
She acted in a Hercule Poirot episode.

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where are you going little modron? are you going to have an adventure

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I like to imagine that this isn't a tree trunk but someone's arm.

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th FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

*larry david
*jeff garlin
*richard lewis
*louis ck
*brian williams
*norm macdonald

the following people are fags

*you

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Langferds goin to jail!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:02 pm 
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Paul Reubens was a guest on Conan last night.

As Pee Wee Herman.

He's doing a new stage show. Yes. Come on, new movie...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:06 pm 
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Paul Reubens was a guest on Conan last night.

As Pee Wee Herman.

He's doing a new stage show. Yes. Come on, new movie...

Wow, so Conan is pretty much the bottom of the talk show barrel then. Pee Wee was on Jay Leno back in September to promote this thing.

Whoever is in charge of booking guests for Conan needs to be fired, set on fire, then fired into the Sun. Heidi and Spencer? Really??? I mean I love cringe television, but come on.

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Jay Leno gets the good guests because his shitty ratings are going to kill the entire network. If they don't throw him a bone they all lose their jobs.

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I've got a friend who says she might be able to score me a ticket for the Pee-Wee stage show. Here's hoping.

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Why the 4th Twilight book needs to be made into a movie.

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Why the 4th Twilight book needs to be made into a movie.

Oh God yes.

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How did anybody not know about that already? I've been waiting for that damn movie.

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Get the guy who did Antichrist to direct it. NC-17 rating.
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