Scott Pilgrim vs. the Expendables

Does this mean we miss out on a possible Revee-lution?

What? Too soon?

Yeesh, nice to know you're popular, right?

But the guys were offduty right?

They were, but they should have still been willing to take the time to try to help. They're EMTs. Their job is to help people that need help. That would be like an off duty cop not lifting a finger to stop a purse snatching while standing next to the victim while it was happening. It's like I say about all the lazy bitches at work: if you're not willing to serve people, why the fuck are you in a service industry?

Because it's an entry-level job that's easy to get and generally pretty easy to keep as long as you don't majorly screw up or majorly slack off and do literally nothing.

I'm not talking my fellow housekeepers. I think we're the hardest working people there. I'm talking about the nurses and CNA's.

I don't even actually know what you do so when you said "service industry" I thought you meant a store or something because that is generally what is meant by that term.

I do housekeeping at the local nursing home. And as I've said before, I don't like it. But it's a bitch trying to find something else right now and I don't want to quit if I don't have anything else lined up.

This. Just this.

I really don't have any words.

This is pretty much the funniest commercial I've ever seen.

Yes, I am over 18 years old and I enjoy juicy erotic.

I can understand that being annoying when they're not doing anything while on the clock, but really you have to make the difference between your free time and work time because else you won't ever stop. I'm not saying this is about money, this is about sanity.

Yes, they shouldn't stumble over themselves to go help a person who's in trouble 5 blocks away. But surely they can lift a goddamn finger to help someone who's dying right in front of them like an actual human being would.

No.

seriously Jaap you are the worst human ever if you think that's an acceptable excuse in any way

pre-edit: yeah go fuck a goat

Edit: Fuck you, aim your arrows at somebody else, my point is valid.

Yeah, if you're a terrible human being. Fuck, even I'm not that self-centered.

Anyone who would let any given other person die in front of them when they have the ability to save them without putting themselves or a third party at risk for harm is a sociopath.

Yes, well I think we've known that about Jaap for years and it's part of why we love him...I think...

It's a shame he can't love us back, in that case.

Doesn't that just absolve them of any responsibility for their actions?

No. Sociopaths are aware of their actions and the consequences of them, they just lack the ability to care about it.

No?

Well I'll be damned.

was this whole argument the setup for an incredibly elaborate pun